01 9 / 2014

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01 9 / 2014

lotr meme · three locations [3/3]
rivendell

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01 9 / 2014

You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.

If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.

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01 9 / 2014

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

my grandma just walked up behind me and went “oh haha is that your korra cartoon”

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yes, grandma

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01 9 / 2014

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • 1: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • 2: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • 1: I never filled out an application.
  • 2: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • 1: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • 2: Well, but that doesn't-
  • 1: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • 2: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • 1: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • 2: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • 1: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • 2: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • 1: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • 2: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • 1: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • 2:
  • 1:
  • 2:
  • 1: Fuck you, slut.

01 9 / 2014

hello-samo:

RE: WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS

Three boys get told by this man

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01 9 / 2014

as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

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01 9 / 2014

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01 9 / 2014

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

01 9 / 2014

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

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01 9 / 2014

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01 9 / 2014

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01 9 / 2014

insanekirby:

It is scientific fact that Wonder Woman is perfect.  Only her writers are flawed.

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01 9 / 2014